Sharing
A friend was telling me this story Wednesday night about his married friend. His wife pulled this move on him. I’ve seen this happen with all the women around me. Not all the women in the world. You offer up something they say no. Then when you are about to enjoy it. BAM! They ask for a part of it. Why do they do this? I guess in most of their brains tell them “I’m trying to lost weight and snacking is bad.” Maybe it’s not a full meal if you eat 2/3 of my food. I’m hungry damn it. I have never asked for someones food not since i was a kid which was pretty much legal. If it’s offered thats a huge difference. Why do you do it? If you wanted something you could have said it or said “hey can we share something.” Then I would answer back twos. 1. sure. 2. No, I’m really hungry.
Don’t worry The h.e.r.b.e.r.t. unit will be back. I don’t know why I named it after the ugly poet, I just thought of Herbie the robot from Fantastic four and Herb mixing into this soon to be wise computer. I promise I won’t do a 2001: Space Odyssey parody of me shutting down h.e.r.b. like the guy did Hal.
