Shopping Bags….
Shopping bags they weigh down her arm
Popping tags and collars her charm
All them things she got, she got from you
All them things she got, she got from you
– De La Soul
Just so it’s known I’m can tolerate clothes shopping. The bad part is the Shoe sales. I remember with a few ex-girlfriends that I have been trapped an hour or two in Dillards or some department store. When I was younger, I always wondered why my dad would choose to stay at home when our mother paraded us off to the Mall. My father was hip to this trick and only will visit the mall when he goes out of town with her. He would look around to find a store that sparked his interest or he would head for the food court. The 1980s skeleton in the comic didn’t know what my father knew. Go to the food court because it has food there. You can eat, people watch, and not have your opinion asked.
My shopping experience involves looking at the outer ring of racks and sometimes the clearance rack. I don’t really shop like most people. I need a dress shirt tomorrow… go and buy a dress shirt. I’m tried of these t-shirts… go buy some new t-shirts. I usually don’t spend more than 30 minutes in the clothing store. Probably even less. The most I have sent in the mall is when Cocky McFly told me and Herb we need to GET FRESH. That was about 2 or 3 hours in a mall. Shopping. Crazy.
Don’t worry ladies, payback will come in a bonus strip next tuesday. (i wonder if i can do two strips a week. lets see.)
continue looking thru the clearance racks, while I SLAM EVIL!
