What Willie J. is saying in that second panel is true. “Don’t take advice from a woman who has bad taste in men or one with relationship ideals of a twelve year old school girl.” When I was younger as many of you were you had that female friend or friends who would dish out relationship advice. She would say things like “Girls just want a guy who’s honest” or some cockamanny grain of salt bit of wisdom. Now, when you take advice from women make sure they have these few things going for them.

1. They aren’t dating some guy who is the living embodiment of person you wouldn’t want your future daughter dating.
2. They get overly excited when the phone rings from the person they are dating. IE. Screaming or hi-fiving.
3. You have been in a room when they are on the phone. You already know they are torturing the guy on the other end because they can. Games are not fun.
4. They list of things you should be, but are the exact opposites what they are know to date.
5. You met them for lunch one day and they are wearing matching outfits. This is the most High School of them all. They can be wearing the same colors but let it be purely by accident. Black does not count.

There are more, but these are all the ones I can think of at the time. I would like to hear some from you in the comments below. Now, this isn’t a bash at women, It’s not. Guys can also give bad relationship advice. I known someone all my life who has given me advice on relationships that had a 30% hit ratio. I was unlucky in the fact of not dating Stupid women……. most of them weren’t. This is just part one. I’ll be posting a Part two next week.

Remember always listen to the people who dish out relationship advice with an open mind. Filter out the crap and take the jewel with you because sometimes they make sense. I know it’s crazy. Now my somewhat single ass should never give out relationship advice because I’m either bitter as hell, or because other people suffering brings me joy.

Schadenfreude and SLAM EVIL!

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